Double Top Ten: Gen 5 Pokemon Coolest and Lamest

Before I start I will note that there are Pokemon on this list that will share places. Which the reason for this is for the reason of showing off more Pokemon for the sake of doing so.

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Well let's start this up with the top ten best (in personal preference and, general opinion.)

10.) Rankurusu. A KA "Jelly baby"

Well back the fuck up already! Now I'm not normally a fan of psyic types me being a mans man when it comes to playing Pokemon who would go around punching trainers into submission if given the chance. However this little bastard is absolutely "aaadaaawable" which is a combination of D'aaaw which is above aaaw and, adorable. I mean damn it's so weird but so cute. It looks cuddly and gooey and actually prevents my fantasy of running around beating people to near death. Honestly this is a bad way to start 10 but to be honest this list when you honestly think about is more based on looks and types. Rankurusu being here just for cuteness.

9.) Doryuuzu

When I first saw Moguryuu I almost vomited. However Doryuuzu looks awesome and I can honestly see him piercing the heavens with his dri- umm claws. Plus aside from steelix he is the only Ground/Steel type. So cool looks, nice type combo, surprising change from previous form.
I just really like the way this guy looks.

8.) Genosekuto

It is a mechanical insect with a giant laser cannon. Well technically bug, I mean it only has 2 pairs of limbs. But look at how awesome it is! Plus as a bonus it is the a bug/steel a type combo that hasn't existed since the Jhoto generation (Gold and silver.) Oh did I mention it has a giant laser cannon on it!? Oh, and yes there are other Bug/Steel Pokemon being added but.. THIS IS A BUG LEGENDARY!

7.) Wargle

The only way to sum this up is with a song by Trey Parker . Yes I know that is a very immature way to sum up how awesome this thing is but come now. Look at that thing! You know this fits.

6.) Goruggo

I love Greek mythology heck who doesn't? No really who do you know who goes around saying "Greek mythology sucks." Looking at this you could think of a colossus or something. Oh and as a bonus it and it's pre-evolution (that looks like crap) are the first ever ghost/ground.. or was it ground/ghost. One of the two, either way it's fine.

5.) Zoroark

I feel like a douche for putting this on the list but it is kinda cool. Let's pretend you wont see what seems like millions of pornographic images of it for a moment. Let's pretend you`ll never see a fur suit of it. In this world of pretend it's a cool fox? Yeah I think it's a fox. Looks like he eer she? Eh, let's go with she, will sneak into your room late at night via window and slice your neck open with her claws!

4.) Kyuremu

I know that when the time comes I`ll hate this thing for being completely overpowered and almost without weaknesses. However it does look pretty bad ass which is why he's on the list at number 4.

3.) Kurimugan

It's a pure dragon that absolutely cannot be mistaken for any other type and looks bad ass. Seriously this thing thing is awesome! Look at it! My only real issue with it is the fact it's face and head are red. In my opinion a bit of an art mistake there.

2.) Abagoora AKA Gamera and Aakeosu

These are likely the coolest fossil Pokemon in a long time. Arguably cooler than Rampardos and easily cooler than Bastidon (like most things are.) You have something that honestly could of been used as a starter if given an earlier form and give Blastoise a run for its money and one of the coolest prehistorical things ever an Archaeopteryx. Don't know what it is? Well go look it up! Now we need a T-Rex, Triceratops, Saber tooth tiger and finally a dragon zord.

1.) Mijumaru

Yes because almost everyone but Aegis all at once said "Eeeew, I hate that thing." This somehow turned it into the most popular pick in starter arguably. My only issue with Mijumaru is the color pallet for his 2nd stage and how he some how turns into a Sea Lion. Yeah a Clown snowman OTTER turns into a SAMURAI Otter and then finally, a SAMURAI SEA LION. I honestly feel trolled by this I really do but oddly enough I don't really care it's still cool. Personally I'm going with the pig. Why you may ask? Because my friends and I drew straws and sadly my pencil broke.

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Finally the list that really more people will care about Top 10 WORST Pokemon of Gen V

10.) Gamageroge

Oh god what am I looking at!? I mean it's tolerable but dear god just look at it! It looks like it has giant tumors! Not warts but Tumors! On a positive note it does have poisonous skin. But god this thing oddly looks like a demon frog toad rapist thing.

9.) Baibanira

Sweet merciful god just kill it with fire. Terrible joke I know but please it does look silly in a bad way a very bad way. The moment someone makes a picture of some eating this thing with a look of glee as Baibanira cries I will applause said person. Alright I know that was over acting but if I just said "I dislike this thing for being a living ice cream monster that looks completely stupid" and left it at that. There wouldn't be any amusement now would there?

8.) Maggyo

Sweet merciful god tell me that is supposed to be a flounder. It looks like someone melted a Mr. Potato head, steam rolled it and then added the details such as eyes, fins etc. It's rather interesting that this appears to be the only fish Pokemon that isn't part water also is this truly the only concept for a Electric/Ground? Give it awhile and people should just ignore this thing like most do Dunsparce.

7.) Gigigear

Honestly this looks thing looks like abstract art gone horribly wrong more than usual. The one thing I can give this credit for is that it's cool how it just adds more and more to itself as it evolves. However this thing is just so... Well silly.

6.) Nattorei

This thing just looks.. Generic and in a world of fantastical magic animal fights where the animals are rarely hurt and gain more affection overtime through these actions as they satisfy they're primal need to be the alpha... I'm honestly surprised this comment exist. Wish they canned the new species of cactus this generation and just made this and it's pre-evo into Cacti... MADE OUT OF STEEL.

5.) Baokki

Baokki is by far the worst of the 3 monkeys. Just dear god what were they thinking!? It is as if they spliced Chimar, the combined vomit of Flareon and Magmar and than got it high as a kite and then finally, put a blanket over it and started to bash the hell out it with sacks of oranges. Why sacks of oranges? Why does this thing exist aside from the fact having only a grass and water monkey wouldn't fit in. Actually on a related note since Jhoto there has been a line of monkeys in the gen.

4.) Dangoro

Believe it or not this is actually a walking stone eyeball. You would think this would be awesome but it just doesn't look like it. Now the evolutions of this thing are just fine but maybe an eye ball in the center or something would make this thing work better. But as I previously stated on Nattorei this thing also looks pretty plain also. Also this thing will likely end up as the Geodude of this generation and let's be honest with ourselves. Geodude needs to disappear for awhile in a game plus to add insult to injury Dangoro basically IS Geodude... Needs to be traded to reach it's final stage.

3.) Roopushin

What the hell am I looking at!? No seriously, look at it! It's like evil clown that got beat up, thrown into the dirt that took steroids all of it's life! Oh god and to back it up it's basically Machamp all over again! No literally it can only evolve to it's final stage in this image via trading! Dammit game freak!

2.) Dasutodasu

You know, it's funny. I can't actually come up with any proper words to do this thing justice to show how I feel. The only way I can come close to such a thing is to gurgle and make odd noises. Now you can't hear me do that so I`ll just write it down for you. Oh and it's pure poison.. AKA virtually useless. So where was I? Oh yes...

"GURGLE FRAGLE SMAURARARAGRRGRR FLSSSSSH KEKEKEK SHISHNA FA-NO-KAASH BA'CK FLSHIIIIEEK" -Vulkan having a seizure.

1.) Torunerosu, Borutorosu and, Randorosu

First off these three look completely out of place in a Pokemon game. It's like looking at Pyramid Head walking around in Paper Mario. They're all just recolors of each other with the only difference being some thing bending around them.. Or just Torunerosu. Now I know in Japanese myth there is some type of thunder spirit that fly's around on a cloud and strikes with lighting and has like drums around it (or what ever those are.) You see this pop around allot in either that form or a cat girl with leopard print clothing.. Don't ask why in that exact formula but Pokemon!? It just doesn't seem to fit in.